Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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