goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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she told me i tasted like america
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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