I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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