Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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