FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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