i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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