I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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