Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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