Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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