benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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