feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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