This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I cut my penus on the lid.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Randomize
