so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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