I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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