I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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