Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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