If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.