I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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