Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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