turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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