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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"

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  which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP

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• (562): View more from California

  When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.

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