I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.