then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.