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(512): View more from Texas

Can Purell be used as lube?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.

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(408): View more from California

I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.

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(415): View more from California

It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.

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(425): View more from Washington

please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr

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(727): View more from Florida

I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓

(719): View more from Colorado

Do I even want to know?

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