I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.