Can Purell be used as lube?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?