oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i was born a porn star she said
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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