Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I party with great urgency now.
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