pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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