can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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