That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he fucked my hip out of place.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
