My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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