Have you finally orgasmed yet?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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