stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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