How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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