why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness