So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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