The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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