In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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