its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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