The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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