I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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