White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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