He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Panties = found
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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