I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
sex in a hospital.. check
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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