Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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