I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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