Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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