at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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