i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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