making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Randomize
