Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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