I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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