He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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