also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he thought i was a dude.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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