Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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