bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
we're so committed to being not committed
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