so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
