Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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