so explain again why im purple
no
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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