After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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