thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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