So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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